Expenses and the Papers

As the MPs' expenses scandal rumbles on, Conservative Party MP Nadine Dorries gives a lionness's reply to the Telegraph regarding her expenses here. From time to time, Private Eye comments on the fact that the newspapers have a kind of code of omerta when it comes to printing stories about other newspaper proprietors. That is, of course, very convenient in respect of avoiding questions about the conduct of those proprietors and their staff. I wonder what their expenses forms would like like if published?